Happy New Year Funny Messages SMS Jokes 2020

Happy New Year Funny Messages SMS Jokes 2020

Happy New Year Funny Messages: Hello all, We wish you a Prosperous New Year to all. Are you looking for some Funny New Year Jokes Messages to share on this new year eve with your friends then you are at the right Place. Here in the below post, you will find an amazing collection of  Happy New Year  Funny Messages, New Year Jokes. Just scroll down below and check out the full post till the end you will be finding the best and latest New Year Funny SMS that is collected from the world wide web and like Happy New Year Funny Messages

Happy New Year Funny Messages SMS Jokes 2020
Happy New Year Funny Messages SMS Jokes 2020

New Year Funny Messages 2020:


Once there was a big city
Where a man lived who was very sad
And did not celebrate new year even
Once he met his vice verse person
And see life’s beauty
He starts living
New year means a new day
A new decade
With old habits and fellow
As usual
New year means not something new
Its mean change of the date on everything
And life in its old way
New Year Funny Messages 2020
New Year Funny Messages 2020
I always make a resolution
And think about it
Because always
I write down the new one
And try to implement old one
To everyone around me and my plan is not to screw up!
I know exactly how I will be spending
my new year. One the couch watching fireworks on
Television all alone.
Why would I need a New Year’s
resolutions when I am Good just the way I am?
My goal for 2016 is to accomplish
the goals of 2015 which should have been done in
2016 and I promised myself I’ll do them
in 2015 and planned to do in 2016.
Friends; How was your new year,
what did you do? Where did you go? How did
Do you spend it?

                                                    Happy New Year Funny Messages SMS jokes in English 

Last Υear, Ι Have been sο stubborn Αnd bad.
Ι caused you sο much pain Αnd hurt.
Τhis year, Ι want you tο know that Ι will Νever change.
Ι Shall stay Τhe same. Happy Νew Year!


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Happy New Year Funny Messages SMS jokes in English
Happy New Year Funny Messages SMS jokes in English

Have you made any Resolution? Ha Ha…most of the time, people make Resolutions but they fail to convert it into reality.

Happy New Year 2020 Funny Wishes: A New year is very special who living on the earth not a country all over the world. The New year 2020 says goodbye to 2018. Thus we need to celebrate this new year with our friends and family.

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A New Year’s answer is one thing that is going in one Year and out the opposite.


May your entire troubles final so long as your New Year’s resolutions!

Happy New Year 2020 Funny Wishes
Happy New Year 2020 Funny Wishes

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Funny Happy New Year Messages

Last year, I have been so stubborn and bad.
I caused you so much pain and hurt.
This year, I want you to know that I will never change.
I will stay the same. Happy New Year!

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I may have loved you less, cared for you less, and given you less.
Do not worry my prayers for you are also less.
Happy New Year!

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This year, I promise to be good so that I have all the reasons to be bad.

Funny Happy New Year Messages
Funny Happy New Year Messages

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This year, I promise to wake up early so that I can sleep early too!

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You’ve had so much already.
It should be mine this year!

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It’s New Year’s Eve!
Time for fireworks and treats
Just be careful though,
Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two.
Have a wonderful new year!

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A glass of water
A bottle of beer
Let’s get ready
And start the New Year’s party!

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I promise not to drink beer anymore,
But since it’s not yet the eve, can I have a bottle more?
Happy New Year, dear!

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It’s New Year!
So you can legally drink as much as you want.
Just don’t drive, be safe and have fun!

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Funny Happy New Year Messages
Funny Happy New Year Messages

My New Year’s Resolution:
Greet all those people who made me crazy this year!
You are one of them.
Don’t get me wrong, you just made my life worth living.
Happy New Year!

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It’s New Year’s Day once again,
Time to make resolutions and promises again.
I’m just hoping that after all the writin’
The resolutions won’t be in vain.

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This year,
Less complaining, more blessings
Less keeping, more sharing
Have a meaningful and blessed New Year ahead!

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Some people don’t like New Year that much.
Because they have to make resolutions they will break a week after.
Happy New Year!


Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

Funny New Year Messages, Quotes and Greetings


  • Wishing you 12 Months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness.
  • Before the sun sets in this day, before the memories fade in this year, before the networks get jammed… Happy New Year!
  • All we wanted from life was love, peace, happiness, and a Porsche. Three out of four isn’t quite so bad, considering what we’ve been through as friends. Happy New Year, and may this be the year of the Porsche.
  • Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
  • Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!
  • I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at the workplace this year!
  • I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
  • You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!


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